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Charges: Woman tried to set ex's house on fire with bacon

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  • Al Thepal Eagle Mountain, UT
    March 26, 2014 5:22 p.m.

    The police seem to think that she wanted to make her ex's house Crispi, but maybe she just wanted to make extra Crispi bacon. The Crispiest bacon is always the bacon that is burnt to a Crisp(i). Okay I will stop with the puns now before I annoy everyone including myself. Just couldn't help it. The headline didn't help...

  • UU32 Bountiful, UT
    March 26, 2014 5:29 p.m.

    Real life, you just can't make this stuff up.

  • gittalopctbi Glendale, AZ
    March 26, 2014 6:08 p.m.

    Too funny! (UU32, you beat me to it.)

  • Blue Bolshevik Salt Lake City, UT
    March 26, 2014 6:18 p.m.

    What a waste of bacon.

  • Wally West SLC, UT
    March 26, 2014 6:51 p.m.

    You either like Bacon or you're wrong.

    Bacon is meat candy.

  • I know it. I Live it. I Love it. Provo, UT
    March 26, 2014 7:58 p.m.

    mmm... bacon...

  • A1994 Centerville, UT
    March 26, 2014 11:20 p.m.

    She used bacon as a weapon. That is wrong to do.

  • Jamescmeyer Midwest City, USA, OK
    March 27, 2014 8:04 a.m.

    It's not always the most reverent show, but I admit I'm a big fan of The Smoking Gun/TruTV's "The World's Dumbest whatever". "Whatever" is usually "criminals", and this is exactly the kind of story they'd show if they had recorded footage, including silly commentary.

  • Brave Sir Robin San Diego, CA
    March 27, 2014 8:51 a.m.

    When I'm president of the United States, my first act will be to make waste or wanton misuse of bacon a first-degree felony. My next act will be to remove the government subsidy on gasoline and move it to bacon.

    Now you know who you should vote for next election.

  • cavetroll SANDY, UT
    March 27, 2014 11:26 a.m.

    Bacon abuse should be a capital offense.

  • Pendergast Salt Lake City, UT
    March 27, 2014 1:08 p.m.

    This is a first... no devolving into partisan rhetoric... be it college sports or politics.

  • Shimlau SAINT GEORGE, UT
    March 27, 2014 5:56 p.m.

    UU32 Amen!

  • Nan BW ELder, CO
    March 29, 2014 4:16 p.m.

    Wish I could have been there before the bacon was ruined, armed with tomato slices, lettuce leaves and homemade bread. Oh, a little mayo too...

  • Eliyahu Pleasant Grove, UT
    March 31, 2014 9:57 a.m.

    With a BAC of 0.346, it's a wonder that she could even stand up, let alone try to start a fire.