You know, people the world over prove that with a little parenting and setting
of examples, it's actually not a real problem to give your kids alcohol
once in a while. Problems, and rebellion, start when all you've got in the
toolbox is 'no', especially if they see their parents doing it.
Underage teenagers drinking at home with their parents' approval? Oh the
humanity. MADD should immediately begin lobbying for more liberty-restricting
laws to put a stop to this... maybe do away completely with the 4th amendment so
police can go door-to-door and make sure parents aren't allowing kids to
drink in the house.