THE BIG ONE

Recent news has been dominated by stories of a “polar vortex” covering roughly half the United States.

Writers have used the terms “huge,” “gigantic,” and “slow-moving swirl.”

In other words, same as when Kyrylo Fesenko played for the Jazz.

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