REAL-LY SUCCESSFUL

They unloaded some expensive veteran talent, went with a different look, and now appear poised to play in the league finals.

The Jazz?

Heavens no. They’re awful.

Rock On is talking about Real Salt Lake, which is in the conference finals for the fourth time in six years.

To tweak a phrase from a bygone era: “Gooooooooooal! You gotta love it, baby.”

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